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17th May 2012

Photo reblogged from the journey with 18,424 notes

brauciens:

adriofthedead:

surfdog2000:

tenaciousbee:

surfdog2000:

myhatseatpeople:

knightofsnark:

hospitalvespers:

stars-collected:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

Cosmo really wants their readers to get UTIs.

i read that as ‘sure probs’
as in ‘sure, this’ll probably work, whatever, i don’t fucking know’

“The sugary texture of your tongue will add an interesting new dimension”

I’m not putting any food on a nob thank you very much.

“yo ladies, here’s an idea: dick donut. just gonna drop that on you. stick a dick in a donut and watch the night get crazy. aight peace” -cosmopolitan magazine, a nationally distributed publication

It’s Cosmo people, are you surprised? The magazine is literally all articles about how to tie a ponytail and tips on sucking dick.

man I dunno the only magazines I read when I was teenager were SPIN and WIRED

#then again #sticking my dick in a Radiohead CD wasn’t a great idea either
god dammit Ian

and this is why i hate this magazine so so much
because it promotes the idea that women have to be good at sex and pretty to be worth anything, and brains are useless without these two assets (in fact if you’re pretty and good in the sack, who the fuck needs a brain amirite). FUCK YOU COSMO

This is why I read Cosmo from the least serious point of view possible. Take everything they say with a grain of salt!

adriofthedead:

surfdog2000:

tenaciousbee:

surfdog2000:

myhatseatpeople:

knightofsnark:

hospitalvespers:

stars-collected:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

Cosmo really wants their readers to get UTIs.

i read that as ‘sure probs’

as in ‘sure, this’ll probably work, whatever, i don’t fucking know’

“The sugary texture of your tongue will add an interesting new dimension”

I’m not putting any food on a nob thank you very much.

“yo ladies, here’s an idea: dick donut. just gonna drop that on you. stick a dick in a donut and watch the night get crazy. aight peace” -cosmopolitan magazine, a nationally distributed publication

It’s Cosmo people, are you surprised? The magazine is literally all articles about how to tie a ponytail and tips on sucking dick.

man I dunno the only magazines I read when I was teenager were SPIN and WIRED

#then again #sticking my dick in a Radiohead CD wasn’t a great idea either

god dammit Ian

and this is why i hate this magazine so so much

because it promotes the idea that women have to be good at sex and pretty to be worth anything, and brains are useless without these two assets (in fact if you’re pretty and good in the sack, who the fuck needs a brain amirite). FUCK YOU COSMO

This is why I read Cosmo from the least serious point of view possible. Take everything they say with a grain of salt!

Source: hellomynameissteph

15th May 2012

Photo reblogged from babies. with 20 notes

kitt3nl0ve:

~FireWolfAfro

Source: kitt3nl0ve

15th May 2012

Photo reblogged from On the comfort of donated time with 646 notes

eggiwegsandtoast:

musicproblems:

submitted by: wonderingsofateenwriter

story of my second year

Source: musicproblems

15th May 2012

Post reblogged from life.in.technicolour. with 50,807 notes

Tumblr Guessing Game…

Can you guess from my posts what is my:

* Age

* Sex and/or Gender

* Sexual Orientation

* Race and/or Ethnicity

* Field of study and/or field of work

* Favorite TV show(s)

* Favorite book(s)

* Favorite video game(s)

* Favorite food(s)

Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how accurate you are.